This Friday, The Riot Comedy Club upstairs at GuadalaHARRY’s welcomes Houston’s own Jerry Wayne Longmire: Standup comic, viral content creator, and the man who made East Texas junkyard wisdom into internet gold. If you’ve seen “Truck Astrology” or his Faulkner-style rants rolling across your feed, you already know: Jerry Wayne doesn’t just tell jokes, he tells stories, and he tells them with a twang that makes everyone in the room feel like they grew up next door to him. Come catch him live before the rest of the country catches up. Doors at 6:30, show at 7:30. Ages 21+ — just great food, cold drinks, and big laughs in Downtown Conroe.
Then on Saturday night, The Riot Comedy Club brings in Cam Bertrand — the FAMU dropout who became one of the fastest-rising names in standup comedy. His Dry Bar special Sophisticated Ignorance has racked up over 130 million views, all four judges said yes on America’s Got Talent, and he’s been packing rooms across the country ever since. Cam’s the kind of comedian who makes a room full of strangers feel like they’re all in on the same joke — sharp, relatable, and genuinely funny. Doors at 6:30, show at 7:30. Ages 21+, free parking, no drink minimums.
Come with an appetite, come with a sense of humor, and come see why GuadalaHARRY’s is the perfect spot for great eats, great times, and, legally speaking, the most fun you can have next to a courthouse!
Jerry Wayne Longmire
Friday, May 29, 2026: 7:30 PM
Jerry Wayne Longmire is a veteran stand up comic, creator of original viral content, and well known internet personality. He’s a seasoned performer based out of Houston who performs for the troops overseas, delivers dynamic performances in intimate comedy club settings as well as theater venues, and creates 100% original, professional-level production value social media content.
His playful brand of storytelling and signature twang reminiscent of an East Texas junkyard upbringing effortlessly draws in audiences and captivates people worldwide. With over 1.4 million followers across his social media platforms, you may recognize Jerry from one of his viral series’ like the witty, sometimes frighteningly insightful roast series, “Truck Astrology,” or the carefully crafted, mega-viral, “Faulkner-esque” rants that have taken the internet by storm. His videos on TikTok, Facebook, YouTube, and Instagram have a consistent reach of nearly 300 million impressions across all platforms.
Jerry also works alongside Mattel’s premier brand, Hot Wheels, as a recurring judge for their annual custom car competition, the Hot Wheels Legends Tour. As a judge, Jerry uses his unmatched knowledge of vehicles and impeccable taste to work directly with Hot Wheels designers and executives to help select the custom build that will go on to become a part of the Hot Wheels die cast production in the following year.
Deep cut fans love getting a glimpse of the “real Jerry” in his hilariously relatable and refreshingly vulnerable podcast The Reckon Yard, in which he self-examines his life, relationships, and Southern piney woods upbringing set against the vehicles and the junkyard lessons that shaped him. Jerry’s shows are lively, progressive, non-political, and rated PG-13.
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Cam Bertrand (America’s Got Talent, Dry Bar)
Saturday, May 30, 2026: 7:30 PM
It took Cam all of 3 weeks to drop out of college at FAMU to pursue comedy full time at the age of 19. Cam recently appeared on Season 16 of ‘America’s Got Talent’ receiving a “Yes” from all 4 celebrity judges, Simon Cowell, Heidi Klum, Sophia Vergara, and Howie Mandel.
In 2019, Cam Bertrand became the youngest comic to win ‘Florida’s Funniest’ competition, beating out over 300 comics, previous winners include Daniel Tosh, Bert Kreischer, and JB Ball.
In that same year, Cam also became the youngest comedian to record his own half hour comedy special with DryBar Comedy. His special ‘Sophisticated Ignorance’ has garnered over 130 million total views since its release.
He has also worked with some of the biggest names in comedy today including: Joe Rogan, Andrew Schulz, Matt Rife, Bert Kreischer, Pete Davidson, Hannibal Buress, Michael Che, Josh Blue, and Mike Epps.
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Thursday Night Standup
Get ready for an unforgettable night of standup at GuadalaHARRY’s Bar & Grill, where Riot Comedy brings top-tier comedians, delicious food, cold drinks, and a vibrant atmosphere to the heart of Downtown Conroe. Enjoy a relaxed, energetic setting perfect for comedy fans, couples, groups, and anyone looking for a great night out.
Our Comedy Showcases feature 4-5 of the funniest comedians from Houston, Conroe, and across Texas, plus surprise drop-ins from national touring acts. You never know who might jump on stage, but you can count on big laughs all night long.
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Venue Information
GuadalaHARRY’S Bar & Grill – Historic Downtown Conroe
219 Simonton Street
Conroe, TX 77301
+1 (936) 701-5168
GuadalaHARRY’s Bar & Grill offers live music, fresh seafood, steak, Tex-Mex, Cajun dishes, and hand-crafted cocktails in the heart of Historic Downtown Conroe. Every weekend, guests enjoy a welcoming atmosphere, outstanding service, and performances that showcase some of the best talent in the region!
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